Saturday, July 17, 2010

UFO sighted at cochin

Are you sure it is an ufo? clamored Riri , as she couldnt just believe it.
Yes, da, Iam pretty sure it is, I just wittnessed it with my own eyes...,Menon was a bit excited.
Tell me , ,with every single detail.., insisited Riri.
sure:
This was what happened.
You know my Dad comes late after his routine evening programmes, (Partying dear!!) and my Mom will remain engrossed in her " serials " which she cant just afford to miss,, and I was totally on my own ,suddenly I heard a great thud near our neigbouhood garden, I thought somebody might have fallen,or may be a big jackfruit fallen from the tree, I could also hear some cries ,shouting and then when I peeped out through the window, Riri, you won't imagine, white bright saucer like objects, were swooshing its way down in an array, one after the other, I dont know how many., they all landed in the darkness near our lawn.The bushes rumbled and shook violently, and Iam sure those creatures must have invaded the place. You know just in the evening only I read about the UFO sighted at china,.But what I saw was sure smaller, may be lilliputan aliens , but Riri, it was a whole batallion, When I tell you this really I am shuddering with fear, what if they just come out, ?
Of course my Dad wont just bother , because he will be highly "spirited" after the party and a "spiritual" man has no fears, as the spirit lies within his belly, , and my mom wont just mind and rather be happy a bit, if she sees an alien that Iam sure that she will ask them to take her with them to their world as she has exhausted all the shopping malls in the city , and fed up looking for new.
Let me come back to the incident, Riri, then I saw Mr Nair running out of his home crying loudly, but I couldnt make out why, and Iam sure that it must be the aliens, he is fleeing from.
Iam too worried what would have happened to Mrs Nair, as she is bold enough to fight even an angry lion as I have wittnessed several times how Mr Nair hides under the bed or locks himself up in the loo, to escape from her wrath. ( Incidentally I may mention that Mr Nair , was the boldest man in the Army and fought many wars and won accolades,and was a real terror to his enemies.)
Well, Then there was total silence, I couldnt just read what was happening outside, and I dare not, confront with those aliens by any chance.,
"Da..Lock up the doors, and windows, and stay inside, , dont come out", Riri warned.
Iam just doing that.Menon rushed past the drawing room to hide inside his room on the first floor and on his way cried out to mom "Mom, hide yourselves somewhere , I saw some aliens outside in the lawn, .
.."shhh...chup raho, Ye mona ko uska pati kyom itna pareshan karta hai, bechari, mei ho to uska tukda tukda kar doongi..,"
No use, she was so glued to the idiot box, even if the city is devastated by aliens she will still be there with her TV.
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That was the most horrible, terrible (horrendous as my birather Ajayji puts it.!!) night ever, and Menon slid into slumber somewhere in the wee hours of the morning.
Next day, after brushing teeth, Menon mustered courage to venture into the lawn, as there was grave silence everywhere, and the day appeared apparantly quiet and uneventful. In the lawn to his surprise there were a whole set of " la opala" plates and saucers, !!!
Later on Menon understood that Mr Nair has been hospitalised with (minor)head injuries,
last night. Menon could guess what might have happened, so the UFO's were infact launched by none other than Mrs Nair !!! let me call Riri....mused Menon.
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